All right.

All right, before we get to some news stories, let's do this.

Greg's Leftovers.

Yeah, it's Leftovers, where I read the jokes we didn't use this week, and as always, it's my first time reading them.

So if they suck, we'll send Joe Mackey to Graham Platner's house dressed up as a Jewish cat burglar.

A damning new report featured accounts from Platner's ex-girlfriends detailing allegations of

rape fantasies, heavy drinking, and violent behavior.

Plattenor's allies worry that these revelations will do irreparable damage to the reputation

of Nazis.

One of Platner's exes said he'd boast if anyone broke into his home that he'd rape them, but not in a gay way.

And we just received word that police nabbed a man trying to break into Graham Platner's home.

Oh boy.

Felt that coming. Felt that coming. break into Graham Platner's home. Oh, boy.

Felt that coming.

Of course, Democrats are worried that this Nazi tattooed candidate might have to drop out, which, thankfully, is another race

a Nazi won't finish.

Eh. Architectics. won't finish. Architecture critics are complaining that the new Obama presidential library has no windows.

They say it makes it impossible to jump.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. it makes it impossible to jump. The feds busted a romance scam

where con men from Africa

tricked lonely old women out of $15 million.

So I guess Obama does have a hobby

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