Sports!: Oh No, The Bears Are Back
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4.9 • 964 Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2023
⏱️ 136 minutes
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Summary
Patrick and Rob have managed to avoid thinking about the heartbreak of another season of Chicago Bears football, but week one is almost here, so the two work through their feelings by breaking down every division in the NFL. They also manage to convince themselves that, no, the Bears are not back and might not ever come back, so they distract themselves with conversations about running backs, the sheer amount of ads in American sports, and more.
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| 0:00.0 | The Hey everyone welcome back to remap sports and sports adjacent podcast that sets out to disprove the notion |
| 0:24.8 | that people with lives dedicated to pixels jumping across the screen can't also be unhealthly |
| 0:29.4 | interested in what nerds condescendingly refer to as sports ball every Super Bowl. |
| 0:33.9 | Rob I start off every episode with a new question this time from a listening Spencer. |
| 0:37.8 | Hi Ruymeap crew, first time long time. |
| 0:39.8 | When I ask the same question my girlfriend asks people she doesn't know since it always |
| 0:43.2 | devolves into mass debate and discussion. |
| 0:45.9 | She doesn't like sports at all and this question just makes everyone laugh about everyone's |
| 0:49.1 | different choices. The question is, if you could get rid of five sports in the world, what sports would you get rid of? |
| 0:54.6 | I usually go with some combination of golf, waste of land that could do other things, |
| 0:58.4 | any animal needed sport, and MMA slash bloodsports. |
| 1:01.8 | So, Rob, what sport or sports would you get rid of? Five's a lot, but if you have |
| 1:07.1 | one that comes to mind, I think that'll work. Five sports to destroy. |
| 1:12.1 | Just gotta get rid of these. Let's think here. There's almost a |
| 1:18.1 | chaotic element of like... Pollo. Why polo? |
| 1:25.0 | That is like it only serves a rich person sport. |
| 1:32.0 | Like it is like it's I don't know like |
| 1:37.4 | lacrosse on horseback is probably like deeply wrong but like it's not the most wrong. |
| 1:43.4 | It's like kind of a cool concept, but like horses have better things to do |
| 1:48.6 | and you would destroy a lot of, it would it would irritate the right people and so I'm I'm all for like |
| 1:56.0 | get rid of it that is where okay we're on the same wavelength because my mind went |
| 2:01.3 | there as well and so I understand the examples given here by |
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