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Spoiling Your Shorts (w/ Dave Lozo)

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4.5603 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2016

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Topics include Amy Schumer "crushing trolls," proper etiquette for not spoiling TV/movies, the Sharks/Penguins Stanley Cup Final, hot take culture, DJ's inability to wear shorts, and Lozo's food opinions.

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0:00.0

Can I act like my thighs are muscular?

0:02.9

And as people are like, oh, hey, why are your, those thighs so big?

0:06.0

I'll be like, oh, just because I'm strong.

0:08.5

And they'll be like, no, it's not.

0:09.5

Like, they're jiggling when you're walking around.

0:11.2

Like, no, it's strength.

0:14.0

All right, Pete, I'm over Amy Schumer.

0:25.6

I thought that we had been over Amy Schumer for a while.

0:29.7

I know, but I keep getting over Amy Schumer.

0:33.0

Like, things keep popping up with Amy Schumer, and they keep annoying me.

0:36.9

This week, it was, she posted a picture,, I don't know, there was a picture of her in a bathing

0:42.5

suit and people were mean to her and then she like lashed out at the trolls and everything.

0:49.3

And I get lashing out at the trolls, but like how many fucking times are we going to do this?

0:54.5

This has been a story for like the past year and a half.

0:58.1

She like, it keeps turning into like, not every person in the world is nice to Amy Schumer,

1:02.9

so Amy Schumer is going to own them.

1:04.9

And the last fucking time she owned somebody.

1:07.9

I don't know if we record this on the podcast or just talked about it one-on-one, but I got very fired up. She was... Some award show. It was in an award show, and a kid took a picture with her and said, spent the night with Amy Schumer, like, might not be the first guy to say that or something. And she did, that is not okay thing oh i get it you're calling

1:29.0

me a slut which like fuck that it's one thing if you say that to somebody who's like you shouldn't

1:36.7

say that shit but if you can say it to anybody it's probably amy schumer someone who's made a career

1:41.7

off of like that kind of humor and i'm not saying that like amy schum is a slut or whatever, but if she makes a movie about that, like it's clearly, he's falling along with a joke. He's making a joke about a joke. If you make self-deprecating jokes about yourself, right? You can't like get mad at other people when they make those jokes. It's like, I mean, that's like me making fun of myself for being like short or a child. Right. Having somebody being like,

2:01.0

oh,

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