My entitled nephews break into my shed and rob me blind.

But when I confronted their parents about this, they dismissed me and blew me off.

So I went to the police and I had them arrested.

Here's what happened.

About midway through last week when I came home from work,

I noticed my shed door was open and the padlock that I used to keep its shut was broken as well.

I had a lot of bags full of soda cans in there.

My friends and I tend to drink a lot of soda.

So I've built up a lot of cans over the course of about a year

and I was going to cash them in at a recycling place soon because I like big payouts.

At the place I was going to go to, it's about 10 cents a can.

But there was more than just my bags of cans missing from the shed too.

I was also missing my gardening shears, my steel rake, my shovels,

as well as two full gallons of gasoline.

I also lost my power drill that was like $5 so I hope it was worth it,

as well as an electric hedge trimmer and a small electric chainsaw that I also used.

But whoever broke into this didn't touch my lawnmower,

weed whacker extension cords, as well as several other items that they just blatantly left alone.

And I have no idea why they took what they did.

I guess maybe whoever did this broke in thinking that they could resell it or something.

So I went to my security cameras and lo and behold it was my nephews.

All three of these entitled teenagers broke into my shed using one of their dad's large claw hammers.

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