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Oh, everybody. Welcome to episode Raymond Bock of spit and checklists.

I'm going to read you my master's sports. Ryan Whitney and New Jersey Paul Bissonette.

I don't know where the fuck you want to say. And my boy Mikey Grinnelly, I was somewhere in the suburbs of Boston

producing. What's up, everybody? What up? What's up, boys? Look at the new Mike classy.

Yeah, dude, you sound great on that thing, actually. How about, how about which not known who John Holmes was, by the way?

Like, I mean, I know we do ask him, Oleg, how do you not know who John Holmes is? The greatest male points

in the history of the genre, the era, the everything. I concentrate more on the female aspect of the world.

I know. I know. I didn't think we were going to get in the porn yet, but if I had to pick one guy, I'd say Peter North,

because that guy has the biggest fucking loads in the world.

Yeah, he used to say he would eat celery to optimize his loaded. So anyways, speaking of loaded,

I think some of the St. Jose shocks in Vegas, go the night, so we'll be getting some loads off, because they

are going to be pretty not too busy for the next few days. Sweeps in the first round, they're going to

meet in the second round, but they don't play until the first round ends. Washington and Columbus,

hopefully will hold everybody up because the rest of the series have been like five, six games

of sweeps or whatever. What do you think? Those guys, are they going to get bored sitting around?

Like, I mean, that's going to be probably a week is sitting around, not going to not, if Washington

Columbus goes seven. What are you doing now to turn that time?

Well, I think it has a lot to do with what's sitting here in now. They don't quote me on this,

but when L.A. made their run the first time when they were just sweeping everyone,

I think they beat Vancouver in five, they beat St. Louis in four, they beat us in five,

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