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Hello, everybody. Welcome to episode 179 of Spit and Chicklets presented by New Amsterdam

Open.

Trying to open a window. And Saturday night, I was just about blacked out by, say, six o'clock.

So it was a long weekend and I'm paying for it now. I got a couple zippers in my hand.

And he's getting older, guys. I mean, this is like, that's when it hit the...

This is like, you're not like 21 anymore. You're the guy with the cut-up hand. He's got his

boss and tweets just basically just hating your guts.

Can I talk about that? Gas sandbagged me so bad with that. He comes up to me, puts this sticker

on me, puts a sticker on me, and then takes it, and then he's like, hey, can I take a picture?

And I'm like, yeah, sure. I don't care. Yeah, but dude, you gotta know if that's the heat.

I know. When that guy's asking a... When that... If that guy puts something on you and asks

for a picture, I'd be like, get away from me right now. You both fuck. Guys, I love you,

but I know you're trying to stir up something. And apparently, the sticker thing is like

his biggest enemies, his... It's his thing that that guy does at the bar. So now he's

thinking on buddies with his enemies and I'm like, I just want to be best friends with him.

Wow. It was a tough week up. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm not Mrs. Kennedy. I was Dallas.

Jesus Christ. Next up, boy, what's...

Well, no, I want to go back to what Whit said. I think you're at the age now where you can't

get that fucked up anymore. All right. Let me say this. I never used to get fucked up like

that even when I was that young. No, no, no, no. I've been...

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