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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Now that the Dawn-key is out of the bag, Glory is hellbent to get her in her soft petite hand. Buffy 'Forrest Gump's away from campus only to be intercepted by her glorious magnificence- UNTIL Ben the negative 29 year old unemployed intern takes control of their body giving Buffy a tiny head start. Buffy is out of plans, out of patience, and out of options. Bitch! It is time to run! But unfortunately a crusade of cosplaying bastards also are on the hunt.

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Buffy pees through the closed blinds, Baby Boy Bizzy Bob and his brain fuddled backup boys are here for one last encore, and Ash gives us an award winning reenactment of Giles being in grave peril.

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0:00.0	Join Wundery Plus in Apple Podcasts or The Wundery App to listen to the Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and ad free.
0:11.0	You're listening to a morbid network podcast.
0:18.0	Previously on the re-watcher,
0:21.0	Buffy the vampire slayer.
0:24.0	Don't do it.
0:25.0	I think you should.
0:27.0	Leave mad every time you go.
0:29.0	Go to sleep mad too.
0:30.0	You could fight.
0:31.0	Yeah, do it. Did you hear that?
0:34.0	That's crazy, but she almost said it.
0:37.0	But he's just out patrolling and then comes back and is like,
0:39.0	Chortchark, Gold Stars.
0:41.0	She's like, fuck off!
0:44.0	This Milty Greengarts goblin is definitely the ash of the group.
0:48.0	My wooden stake hope this week.
0:50.0	I'm not stabbing anybody.
0:51.3	I'm just a hopeful girl in these streets. like I don't want to be offensive so I'm going to leave just to not be offensive.
0:57.6	They suck so bad and I will fist fight each and every one of them.
1:03.4	She's funny, she's gorgeous.
1:05.9	Are we meant melting green gold scobblin?
1:08.0	I think I am.
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