Spice up your life
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 November 2017
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
It’s international week and England’s innovative conceptual interpretation of a squad prepare to batter known melts Germany and Brazil.
There’s also a whole host of football from elsewhere, potential revisionism regarding one David Moyes, urinal encounters, Luke almost meeting a hero and Star Fruit - with extra large fruity pieces.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody welcome to the football ramble previews, you're sponsored by Bet365. |
| 0:13.2 | It's international time everybody. My favourite and my name is Marcus Speller and Luke |
| 0:16.6 | Mors, my favourite too. I'm enjoying it. |
| 0:19.1 | Jim Campbell's another favourite. Oh thank you. |
| 0:21.5 | And Pete Donaldson's here. I enjoy your excitement. |
| 0:30.0 | Hello everybody. So dismissive Donaldson. Already, I want something to start off from. |
| 0:52.5 | I was saying I was enjoying this enthusiasm. It was like an uncle. |
| 0:55.8 | I'm enjoying it. I'm loving a lovely Christmas. |
| 1:00.1 | To be fair, I did a friend's ad. You can go home saying Pete. |
| 1:04.4 | How old is your uncle? Really old. Pete's old uncle. I'm an uncle now. |
| 1:09.4 | Oh my god. It's like word association. |
| 1:13.2 | You can almost see the neuron sparring. |
| 1:15.7 | Genuinely when Marcus was talking about an actual brick time, I was thinking about the |
| 1:20.8 | mid-it ease advert for Star Fruit and I was thinking the song in my head so that's why I got confused. |
| 1:25.8 | You give us a rendition then. I pull fruit. |
| 1:27.9 | No, Star Fruit, Star Fruit, extra large fruit pieces, Star Fruit, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it. |
| 1:34.5 | It was a tin can with a pull on it and it would have an individual portion of really bad fruit and sugar water. |
| 1:42.8 | Is this our timeline or Pete's timeline? |
| 1:44.7 | So Marcus, why do I have to be honest with you? |
| 1:47.0 | Can I go outside as well? Please, Star Fruit. |
| 1:49.3 | In fact, all of you just leave. I think I've got this. |
| 1:51.1 | Hey, I had actual I've fruity pieces. Didn't say fruit pieces. |
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