Sperm Count
Harmontown
Harmontown Productions LLC
4.8 • 3.8K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2015
⏱️ 129 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | From Hollywood, California, in this steamy, |
| 0:13.2 | Cambodian death fields of the warmth of meltdown comics, |
| 0:18.2 | his nerd melt theater, Hymn Town, is now in session. |
| 0:21.8 | The audience has made an agreement to laugh despite their discomfort, |
| 0:33.8 | despite bathing in the warm humidity of each other's armpits, |
| 0:40.1 | speaking of which, let's bring out Spencer Cretzins. |
| 0:44.1 | Warmest pits in the world! |
| 0:52.1 | He deals in humidity! |
| 0:56.1 | Hello Spencer. |
| 0:58.1 | I have a good idea. |
| 1:01.1 | Let's bring out the mayor of Hymn Town and bring this shit to order Mr. Dan Harmon. |
| 1:12.1 | Thank you very much! |
| 1:14.1 | Thank you! |
| 1:18.1 | Kumail's here and I want to maximize our Kumail time, |
| 1:22.1 | but we've got a couple of items of official business. |
| 1:26.1 | We've got some awareness. |
| 1:30.1 | This segment's called boring awareness things about our show. |
| 1:36.1 | Sometimes you gotta say stuff about your show, |
| 1:41.1 | and if anyone is listening for the first time, |
| 1:44.1 | they're like, this is like every podcast, |
| 1:46.1 | the first 10 minutes is about a bunch of shit, |
| 1:50.1 | as if I listen to the podcast every week, but I don't. |
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