Moron won't stop speeding, so I threw a fake baby in the road to teach him a lesson.

Here's what happened.

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This story is my uncle's, but it's a good one, so I thought I'd share it with you.

This was about 20 years ago give or take.

My uncle lived in a residential neighborhood with many kids.

The speed limit was 25 miles per hour on his road.

His daughter, son-in-law, and granddaughter, Coco, let's call her, lived across the street.

The granddaughter was around 4 at the time, and would randomly wander across the street

to see her grandpa and go to his house.

Yes, my cousin was not a good mom.

The first of many signs being that she let her pre-K age daughter just walk off on her own.

Lucky, Coco was a good kid and only went straight to my uncle's house,

or this could be an awful missing child story.

Sadly, some people think it's okay to speed in residential neighborhoods,

even where there might be children playing.

This one crazy speeder and a new decked out Camaro came flying through the neighborhood

every day around 50 to 60 miles per hour.

Drove my uncle crazy, screaming at him to slow down, didn't deter him,

children at play signs didn't deter him,

hauling the cops did nothing.

Cars parked curbside on this street, and kids lived all around here.

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