Boy, that New Jersey transit sounds like an absolute disaster.

Who's in charge of that?

Get it together.

Woo! Welcome back to the Wormbaugh program. Al Dukes here. Celo is here. Eddie is here. Jerry's with Rutgers. This is the great Sammy Hagar. I can't drive 55. Come on. There's a shout out to Miles Garrett, who got another speeding ticket. which, by the way, I saw multiple articles about this, that Miles Garrett, it goes, Miles Garrett gets his ninth speeding ticket since 2017.

I go, oh, boy, that seems like a lot.

Then I go, wait, it's 2026.

Yeah.

So 20, I did the math, see, low. 2017 to 2026 is like nine years. Right. One a year. One a year. Yeah. I think it's... Who cares? Well, it's because some of them have been like excessive speeds. Oh, is that right. And I mean, one a year is not great. Like, I mean, how many... When's last time you got a speeding ticket? I don't even recall. Well, there you go. Eddie?

Speeding?

I don't even recall.

Well, there you go. Eddie? Speeding? I don't remember. There you go. And it's been a while for me as well. So that's kind of the point. On the ride home today. Knock on wood. Right. Let's avoid speeding tickets and your imminent death. Yes. I do believe that if you are driving a fancy sports car, which I'm sure Miles Garrett is,

that you are more likely to get a ticket than somebody driving a Honda Fit or a Subaru Cross Strike.

Yeah.

You're drawing attention to yourself.

Yeah.

When you, you know, Eddie could go by in his Honda fit doing 80, and a cop might be like, look at this little. I don't know if my fit could reach 80. Yeah. It would just disintegrate. Exactly. He was doing 94 and his 70 this time. That's nothing. Well, it's not nothing. But yeah, I mean, it's not. But the one from last year. You were doing 55 and a 54. Yeah. Last August, speeding in a Cleveland suburb. He was clocked going 100 miles an hour in a 60. So, well, you know. First of all, it's not a real suburb of these mile per hour is 60. I'm on Miles Garrett's side. It could be. One a year for a cool guy and a cool car. That's not terrible. Like over by me, Route 9 and, you know, my neck of the woods, I think the speed limit's 50. So maybe out there in Ohio, they've got one of those, like, more suburban roads where you can get it up 60. So he should go to northern Maine, like northeast of the banger.

Posted speed limits on 95, 95 miles an hour.

Wow.

Posted.

Damn.

I forget what it was when I was in Montana and I was going just in the mountains and there was just the highway. I forget what the post. The posted might have been 75. And I felt weird doing 75 because... You don't normally do 75? Yeah, the most I'll like to top out at 70 and I'll put on the cruise control. Keep it there. Yeah, keep it there. Yeah. I go 75. What if a wheel falls off at 75? Then what?

A wheel falling on? Yeah. Why would a wheel fall off at 75? We got an old car. We were just hanging on by rust at this point. Fair enough. It just like goes off.

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