Speed 2: Cruise Contral w/ Scott Aukerman (HDTGM Matinee)

How Did This Get Made?

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🗓️ 24 June 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Are you listening to this podcast on a computer? If so, you could be a villain in this week’s film, Speed 2: Cruise Control! Comedy Bang Bang’s Scott Aukerman joins Paul, Jason, and June to lament the absence of Keanu Reeves and ask the age-old question, “Why weren’t Willem Dafoe’s leeches featured more in this film?!” (Originally Released 06/05/2012)

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0:00.0	Imagine speed without the bus, without Keanu Reeves, without the tension, and without the story.
0:07.0	We saw Speed 2 cruise control, so you know what that means.
0:11.0	Now it's time for how to discrepade.
0:16.0	Gonna have a good time celebrate some failure, not just be a hater, because you know you wonder, how How did this campaign? Let's follow in the mediocrity of subpar art.
0:24.6	Perhaps we'll find the answer to the question, how did this get made?
0:28.6	Hello, people of Earth and welcome to How did this get made?
0:31.6	But let's just get right into it.
0:33.6	I am joined, as always, by June Diane, Rayiel and Jason Manzukas. How are you guys?
0:38.7	Good. Pretty good. We all are in studio here. Look at that. For the first time in a while.
0:43.2	This is exciting. It's big. Also joining us today is the host of Comedy Bang Bang. He has a brand
0:49.7	new show coming out on IFC every Friday night, please welcome Scott Ackerman.
0:55.0	Oh, you sound like you're about to say more.
0:57.3	Scott Ackerman, who is my best friend.
1:01.0	According to New York Times, the den mother of comedy.
1:04.8	Den mother.
1:05.7	Really?
1:06.6	Very sweet.
1:07.0	Fucking Zach Galvinackis.
1:08.8	That's his quote.
1:10.1	He knows I'm a man.
1:12.4	Anyway, so speech.
1:13.5	You do have substantial tits.
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