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Mr. Apollo and no one could be as nasty as you pretend to be unless they they really wanted to be disliked

Shut it Bob. Hey guys welcome on a Monday Nick the Apollo show. I'm not here right now. This is a hologram

I don't know a puppet. I'm in Dallas

Working with Stephen Crowder doing stuff

So what we're going to do this week is run for my stand-up specials

Most of you are familiar with it but now maybe you haven't seen me live or some of you might not know these

Because I've been around so long. I have a whole generation a couple generations now going hey who is this guy why the fuck didn't we hear of him?

Oh, I know why I don't like him no what anyways the first one we're going to run is run nerve shot this during the Obama administration

So I think you'll enjoy it because he's still relevant and I rip him a new asshole and I talk about cancer according to the list

There's a bit called pussy and twizzlers if you want the kids delicious

Bats there's a story one of my best bits about a bat in my house that got into our bedroom that same night after I thought I killed it

And my most popular bit ever as far as radio play and I'm not kidding you is the to catch a predator

Yeah, I'm kind of royalties on that. I don't know why that's all on

Run nerve which you're about to watch right now that I mentioned it was at Foxwoods I did right well anyways enjoy

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Nick DePolo

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Hello fuck to it. How are you?

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Live in New York now. I can't afford to get in essence right?

I'm forced to watch the Yankees and they show this during the during the baseball game

They show this commercial for the quit smoking hotline right?

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