Hello and welcome to another edition of Phil and Fet's bogus journey. Phil, where are we?

We are currently sat on rocking chairs, walking away, in the airport in Charlotte, North Carolina.

And yes, that answers the question, where indeed have we been these last, what, 36-ish, 4-year-ish?

Yeah, we did, two nights. Check us out. A little bit longer, a little bit longer A little bit longer Charlotte North Carolina Yeah Phil's right We're on rocking chairs And it's sort of the perfect way to leave A place that we've instantly fallen in love with Isn't it? In Charlotte North Carolina Yeah It feels like I'm on my porch Watching the World Goodbye Except there's's airplanes outside and loads of nights. Big American airline airplanes

with big American flags.

Yeah, two days.

A couple of like two night stopovers

as we sort of get around.

All will be revealed, obviously, in future editions of the episode.

But it seems ages ago, now the last time we checked in,

we were waiting for that bus,

weren't we?

Yeah, the really, really, really terrible wonder bus.

Yes.

Which, you know, it got us to our destination.

It got us there and it was changed, but it was not a good bus.

And, you know, this is not just a Charlotte North Carolina podcast. It's a Carolina's podcast.

Because on the way, the rest walk, you planted feet on the soil, didn't you?

I did. I didn't.

I got a magnet from a rest of stuff.

Should have gone.

Because why the hell not?

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