Special: "Another Senseless Killing" | Nick Di Paolo Show #1446b
The Nick DiPaolo Show
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🗓️ 22 August 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
Today's episode is Nick's 2015 Comedy Special "Another Senseless Killing"!
Enjoy Nick's take on Obesity vs Starvation, Subway Masturbators, R*pist/Match.Com, Roadside
Memorials, Nooses, Class Pessimist, Caffeine, The Wife, A**hole Bleaching, Vaginal
Rejuvenation, Michael Douglas, Evolution of P*rn, and Cellphones.
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| 0:00.0 | I |
| 0:30.0 | Yeah, welcome. What is it Tuesday? It's a Tuesday, ladies and gentlemen. As you know, I'm in Dallas right now, but we're gonna show another one of my stand-up specials. This one is another senseless killing. I shot it at Acme Comedy Club in Minneapolis. |
| 0:56.0 | A lot of friends and a lot of my contemporary say it's my best work. Steven Crowder has the thing memorized. |
| 1:02.0 | I think she's being the top five. I think it's my best one, but they're also close. Anyways, I think you're gonna love it. |
| 1:13.0 | I talk about everything from being a class pessimist in high school to rape to, yeah, fun, light stop that the kids want. |
| 1:22.0 | To those, to those, what do you call them? Those roadside memorials and all kinds of good stuff. Anyways, it's called another senseless killing, and here it is. Enjoy. |
| 1:38.0 | Three, two, one. Ladies and gentlemen, we are in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Lovefully Minneapolis, Minnesota. Ladies and gentlemen, we're here in Minneapolis, Minnesota. |
| 1:47.0 | High above the Acme Comedy Company theater with one of my favorites, probably my favorite of all time. |
| 1:54.0 | Thank you very much. Hey, thanks for throwing in probably time. Ladies and gentlemen, we're high above the Acme Comedy Company theater, |
| 2:04.0 | we're my favorite comedian of all time, and definitely my favorite human being of all time. |
| 2:10.0 | Nick DePolo playing a sold out show, ladies and gentlemen, Nick DePolo. Good to see you working with Bernie Madoff. |
| 2:17.0 | How's the drinking time here? Are you off the blow? Are you shooting the special tonight and tomorrow? Just tonight. |
| 2:24.0 | It's sold out. Well, I think we can find the table for you or a coach. What is he using these days? I'd go if he invited me. |
| 2:33.0 | Go fuck yourself. I think we got what he needs. |
| 2:39.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, we've got a game to see for one and only Nick DePolo. |
| 2:50.0 | Wow, really? Thank you. |
| 2:56.0 | Minneapolis, it's been a while. Holy shit. |
| 3:05.0 | Do you applaud him like you're at a taping? |
| 3:10.0 | The fuck? That was like the price is right. Come on down. I love this place. Seriously, you guys, and it's packed, |
| 3:17.0 | and I get a little nervous when it's just crowded, because let's be honest. The place calls about 110 comfortably. |
| 3:21.0 | We have about 260 in here. If there's a fire, we're all fucked. You realize that? |
| 3:27.0 | All's just going to take as a fat chick with a few drinks and earn a pair of pumps to turn her chubby ankle |
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