Space Cats Death Clones Ep 001: First Round Strategies - The Yin Brotherhood by JattaPake (the one that's not a joke)

Space Cats Peace Turtles

Matt Martens and Hunter Donaldson

Games, Leisure:games, Hobbies, Leisure

4.9 • 663 Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2018

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

For as long as space has had cats and peace has had turtles, Matt and Hunter's relationship with the Brotherhood of Yin has been tumultuous. It’s finally time to settle the score and break down these booger-boys. What does it take to unlock their kamikaze potential? Join the only person qualified to help, JattaPake, as he explores the depths, and then afterward, someone will respond to your errata on last week's Hacan guide! Music provided by Ben Prunty. Find more at benpruntymusic.com or benprunty.bandcamp.com

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0:00.0	Well, big surprise. Matt and Hunter refused to give you any information or a strategy guide on the Yen Brotherhood.
0:07.3	Well, you know what? I see that as an advantage because their advice is so bad anyway.
0:12.3	This is Jada Pake and I'm here to take over the podcast and give you some really good advice on how to win every single game with the Yen Brotherhood.
0:20.3	It's really simple. Step
0:21.8	one, take diplomacy. Diplomacy your home world every single time and then no one can attack you.
0:27.4	Take diplomacy, put it on your home world, make everyone else put their command counters on your
0:32.1	home world, and then there's nothing they can do to you. Step 2. Get Majin Defense Grid.
0:38.1	Why?
0:39.0	It's easy.
0:39.7	You want to rush Majin because if someone does warfare and take away a command counter
0:44.0	just so they can attack your home world, boom, you've got Majen to defend you.
0:48.3	Simple.
0:49.3	Step 3.
0:50.3	Pass.
0:51.3	You don't need to take any turns.
0:52.7	It's easy. Take your command counters, put in your fleet pool,
0:55.5	because what you're going to do is build off the secondary warfare until you have the most
0:59.5	massive pile of plastic on your home world as possible. No one will attack you. There's nothing
1:04.9	anyone can do to you. It's really easy. Then, when it's round six or seven, you're going to explode out across the galaxy
1:14.1	and take over the entire board. It's that easy. You will win every single time with this strategy.
1:21.1	So, to repeat, diplomacy, major, pass. That's your key to victory. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, no, no, no. That, that can't stand.
1:30.8	I don't know how Jadapeg got in here into our expensive recording studio.
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