Southampton best Klopp’s men, the Raymond Domenech circus, and Thomas Müller’s sperm factory
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2021
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
We have a title race people. Maybe. Kate, Jim and Andy look back on last night’s action, as Southampton set Man United pulses racing and a teary Alpine Klopp reached new heights.
Elsewhere, once Kate grasped the concept of FIFA, there's more glorious football video game glitches and nostalgia (especially for goal machine Brian Plank). The gang also turn to Europe, where Raymond Domenech got a nasty surprise at his first Nantes training session.
We also ask: who wants to become a sperm millionaire? Thomas Müller, that’s who.
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