So, Mr. Wells.

Yes, sir.

I was at Fanx a while ago, Salt Lakes Comic Con.

That's good.

And I got handed this giant gift.

And I'm like, oh, that looks cool.

And they're like, well, it's not for you.

But a very nice letter was for me.

Okay.

And I'm going to read you. There's a whole bunch of very sweet but kind of personal stuff that they write. This is from Ryan. And he says, once again, thank you. As a token of my appreciation, I wanted to give you something. But what do you give to someone who possibly has anything they could want or need? Very nice way of saying I'm bougie.

So my gift to you is a smile on your friend's face.

Maybe even a chuckle.

The present is a gift for Dan is something he specifically requested.

I hope you both enjoy your gifts.

I have not opened this,

though Scar can vouch for the person.

Oh, my stars.

So most people, if you send us a gift, which we would happily accept, they will be looked at by

SCAR or someone like that.

This one has not been vetted.

We're just going to open it right here.

Scar knows this person from the guard.

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