Sound Off 492 - THE UNEVENTFUL LIFE AND DEATH OF GLOBAL FORCE WRESTLING

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🗓️ 23 April 2017

⏱️ 101 minutes

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SOUND OFF 492 opens with a scene from the funeral of Global Force Wrestling and news of its merger with Impact, Vince McMahon calling John Cena the BABE RUTH of WWE, thoughts on the death of Matt Anoa’i and his career, Mauro Ranallo reaches a settlement with WWE and claims JBL has "nothing to do" with his departure, the absurdity of JINDER MAHAL as #1 contender for the WWE title and why I'm willing to give it a chance, Sean Waltman talks about the importance of winning and losing matches and the problem with WWE, news on what the ORIGINAL PLANS were for Wrestlemania for Undertaker, John Cena, AJ Styles, Shinsuke Nakamura and others and how Kevin Dunn may be responsible for getting them changed, the latest on Mike Bennett and Maria Kanellis signing with WWE and which brand they are likely to be on, defending Dean Ambrose from unfair claims of laziness, Kalisto challenges Braun Strowman to a DUMPSTER MATCH and botches the tweet, the latest on Dash Wilder's broken jaw and how much time he may be missing, offering an alternate Summerslam opponent for Braun Strowman if it's not Brock Lesnar, the most underrated star on the WWE roster, replacing Umaga in the Battle of the Billionaires, THREE JOHN CENA MATCHES to show to someone who doesn't watch wrestling, and BUY OR SELL on who WWE mishandled more, Batista in his 2014 return or Roman Reigns from 2015 to today?

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0:00.0	We are gathered here today not to mourn but to pay tribute to the memory and the legacy of Global Force Wrestling.
0:17.0	I know, I know.
0:22.0	I'd like to thank all six of you for being here today.
0:25.0	Had we done a better job of advertising this, perhaps we could have had eight or nine.
0:30.0	Old habits die hard.
0:32.0	And while you may be asking, how is it possible for a company to establish a legacy after just three years in existence,
0:40.0	with no television, running only half empty minor league baseball stadiums, well, I really don't have a good answer for you.
0:50.0	But I was given this gold bar in a free ticket to universal Orlando to officiate this thing so here we are
0:56.3	But there can be no doubt that global forest wrestling force force wrestling Blaze they trail Force Wrestling.
1:03.0	Blaze a trail of mediocrity and disappointment.
1:08.0	In its short run that would make even Herb Abrams blush.
1:12.0	Still though, there are memories that will last a lifetime,
1:15.0	like that one time that...
1:17.0	Hmm.
1:20.0	Uh...
1:22.0	Well, who can forget the night that, you know, he won the championship.
1:28.6	Man, he was a, he was a great champion or how about those TV taping that'll never see the light of day because
1:38.9	half the roster is now under contract to WWE.
1:42.4	Global Force was so successful
1:45.0	the WWE could only compete by stealing many of its big stars.
1:50.0	And that, ladies and gentlemen, is really why we are all here today to pay homage to Jeff Jarrett's Global farce.
1:58.0	Force. In fact, I've taken the liberty to prepare a special haiku for the occasion.
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