Soul Sweatshirts, Under-Desk Hammocks, Daniel's Eye-Doctor Girlfriend

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Jenna, Al and Jeff are here to witness Daniel's sunglasses which he claims are because he got his eyes dilated and not because he's trying to be cool. Still raw from when he cheated on me in a dream with the eye doctor/professor, I need some details. Also, I'm wearing the hoodie he hates and Jenna gets it in a big way. So does Al. Jenna and Al recently guarded their new patio from deer in a creative and some might say insane way. Also, Jenna has a show coming up this weekend where she'll be taping her next special in Chandler, Arizona and we have a discount code for you. It's JENNA50 at Ticketmaster (search Jenna Kim Jones). Plus, can you pull your kid out of school if you have a decent reason or not? I need to know how this works.

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0:00.0	And now, live from Pod Cabin in Perpet California, it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend
0:07.0	show.
0:08.0	Tonight, I was welcome to guess, he's an eagle scout and harsh critic of electrified
0:11.6	shower heads.
0:12.6	It's hashtag out.
0:13.6	And she's a comedian who doesn't like to brag, but she recently got a new mouthguard
0:17.0	to sleep with.
0:18.0	It's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:19.8	Jeff Jeff is here to confess that Gritty is more than just a mascot to him.
0:23.0	He's also his uncle.
0:24.0	I'm a husband Daniel, saying hop on board, love bus and say hello to your new best friend.
0:28.2	Allison Rosen.
0:53.2	Hello my little popcorns.
0:54.6	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:59.2	That particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon.
1:02.6	Patreon.
1:03.6	By Sarah Miller.
1:08.0	Yes I am on Patreon.
1:09.2	All sorts of fun stuff.
1:10.2	I just put up a call for questions for two upcoming Patreon friend zone guests bonus
1:15.3	episodes of my Patreon exclusive podcast called the friend zone.
1:20.9	You can see videos at Thursday show, you can see videos of what we are recording right
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