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Music Welcome to the Color Me Dead So-Soed. We usually talk about murder and fuckery most foul, in detail with a splash of dark humor.

But in our so-sodes, we may or may not talk about true crime.

This is where you get the gory gal playtime.

It may be squirrel hunts that went too far off topic for the regular sods and bloopers and whatever else.

So if you don't like bad words like fuck or cunt, this might not be your thing.

And if you do, welcome to our shit show.

Hello?

Talk and see if it will pick you up.

It picks me up, but I can't hear.

You should be able to hear. Hello up, but I can't hear. You should be able to hear.

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