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Music Welcome to the Color Me Dead so-soed.

We usually talk about murder and fuckery most foul in detail with a splash of dark humor.

But in our so-sodes, we may or may not talk about true crime.

This is where you get the gory gal playtime.

It may be squirrel hunts

that went too far off topic for the regular sods and bloopers and whatever else. So if you

don't like bad words like fuck or cunt, this might not be your thing. And if you do, welcome to

our shit show. Hello. Hello everybody. And welcome to So-So at 83.5.

We finally get the Lion King story from Emily DeVall.

I know that I made you wait a week and that was an asshole move of me.

But last week was ridiculous and our schedules didn't line up.

And actually, I can't even blame it on her.

It was me.

I was super busy.

And I took a few days off and, you know.

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