Sorting Hat: Winnie the Pooh
The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast
Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2020
⏱️ 108 minutes
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Please be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Winnie the Pooh and the Harry Potter series.
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| 0:00.0 | May I have your attention please. |
| 0:06.0 | May I have your attention please. |
| 0:11.0 | Will the real weird sisters please stand up? |
| 0:14.0 | We're gonna have a problem here. |
| 0:16.0 | Were the real weird sisters all you are the weird sisters are fine but not the Vickers. |
| 0:20.0 | Will the real weird sisters please stand up, please stand up, please stand Weird Sisters please stand up please stand up |
| 0:27.1 | Hi and welcome to the Real Weird Sisters. I'm Martha and I'm Alice and today we're here with a sorting hat that literally nobody asked for. |
| 0:36.0 | It is our Winnie the Pooh sorting hat and we are going to be bringing in another similar to the topic a guest that nobody asked for and |
| 0:45.0 | it is shut up Tim himself welcome to the show Tim. |
| 0:48.0 | The wonderful thing about Tim is Tim's a wonderful thing his mind is full of butter and his but is full of beans and when he's on the real weird sisters fun fun fun fun fun and the wonderful thing about shot up Tim is he's officially the third sister. And he's the only one. |
| 1:04.0 | Oh no. |
| 1:07.0 | So is Tim not actually here? |
| 1:09.0 | Oh, I'm here. |
| 1:13.0 | Okay, welcome to the show, Tim, not a sister. |
| 1:17.0 | In fact, I think this might be the time for me to play the song that I have prepared here just to be on the off chance that I was worried |
| 1:26.2 | something like this might come up so just without further ado. Deep in the heart of the heart of the Humpton, |
| 1:40.0 | where Moody's dead body lays |
| 1:45.0 | You'll find the enchanted hour courts |
| 1:51.0 | Of Hedwick who was tragically slain. |
| 1:57.0 | Hooke who was a beautiful and sweet girl. |
| 2:04.0 | And the team is not our sister. |
| 2:10.0 | Did you get that last part? |
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