So like my family's been here since like the first dumb people came over from where you're from.

Oh.

Like in a barrel, you know.

Like they were brought over because they like, you know, raped a horse to death and now they had to flee.

Hi, everyone.

We're about to start another episode of the Colomtera podcast.

Thank you for tuning in every week.

God, you guys are the best audience in the world.

Anyway, let me sell some shit to you. Listen, Sam Talent's on the show. Make sure you buy his book

if you haven't got it already. It's called Running the Light. Forward by Kyle Canane. Remember

the guy using new voices for Comedy Central? One of the best comedians in the country. So is Sam Thalen. So funny.

There's an audio version of the book that some of the biggest names in comedy all voiced different characters.

Burke Reischer. And it gets considerably lower as you go on from Berk Kreutcher. So I don't know.

So there you go. But by the book, Sam Dallon's the best. He's so funny. He's really been crushing. He's been a road dog for years. And he really makes me laugh. And he's a good, he's a good boozer. He's not like his, the crowds that he kind of runs in, I think traditionally, kind of that artsy-fartsy, you know, tattooed women crowd.

The blue-haired witches!

No, you know, all those kind of crooks.

But Sam's actually fun and he'll let you say slurs off-camera.

So, you know, he's a fun dude.

Go check out Sam Tal and go see him live. I promise you you'll have a fun event. So, you know, he's a fun dude. Go check out Sam Taland and go see him live. I promise

you you'll have a fun event. So now that I'm finished sucking his D, you're welcome. I've got

dates. I got loads of dates. Collie Torne in the world right now. And by world, I mean like

the north of North America.

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