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Something's Burning - Pete Holmes and Jonathan Kite Get Me To Go Vegan For 45 Minutes

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.610.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Pete Holmes and Jonathan Kite join me for some impression lessons, armchair therapy, and vegan meatloaf

Follow Pete: https://www.instagram.com/peteholmes

Follow Jonathan: https://www.instagram.com/jonathankite

VEGAN MEATLOAF

Onion

Carrots

Celery

Garlic

Chickpeas

Breadcrumbs

Flaxseed

Nutritional yeast

Soy sauce

Ketchup

1. Add the chickpeas to a bowl and mash

2. Sauté the onions, carrots, celery, and garlic in olive oil

3. Add the sautéed vegetables and remaining ingredients. Stir to combine

4. Press the loaf mixture down into the pan. Cover with foil and bake for 30 min

5. In a small bowl, mix ketchup and soy sauce for the topping

6. After 30 minutes, remove foil and cover loaf with topping. Bake for 15 more min

SESAME KALE

Chopped kale

Toasted sesame oil

Garlic powder

Salt

Red pepper flakes

Sesame seeds

1. Heat the sesame oil in a large pan, then toss in the kale

2. Add the salt, garlic, and red pepper flakes and cook for 5-7 min

3. Remove from heat, add sesame seeds, and serve

MASHED CAULIFLOWER

Cauliflower

Garlic

Almond Milk

Salt and pepper

1. Bake cauliflower and garlic in oven for 30 min

2. Add cauliflower, almond milk, garlic, salt, and pepper to blender. Blend until smooth

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0:00.0

Don't drink.

0:01.0

I won't be okay.

0:02.0

I'm fine. I'm driving.

0:03.0

And until you always him you drink.

0:04.5

No, I'm not. Trust me.

0:06.0

It's such a you drinking.

0:08.0

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

0:11.0

Here's somethings burning, somethings burning, somethings burning,

0:17.0

I would love to go around the horn here, your impression

0:20.0

of what you believe a Swedish man sounds like.

0:22.0

Oh, sure.

0:24.0

This is going to come off culturally and since.

0:26.0

Yeah, I'm going to.

0:27.0

Well, then let me start.

0:28.0

Hello, I'm from Sweden and this is what I sound like.

0:33.0

I like a meatballs of sauna, a cropline.

0:36.0

Yeah.

0:37.0

And a nice blonde hair to blue eyes girl to make a love too.

0:40.0

Yeah.

0:41.0

That's pretty great.

0:42.0

Yeah, that was that.

0:43.0

And that's it guys.

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