All righty, hello again everyone and welcome to the news. Friday, the 28th of July, 2023. I am Derek Hunter. I am your host,

glorious, glorious, delicious Friday. It was like 99 degrees yesterday and then thunderstorms popped

up. Today's both suck, too, weekend, whatever. So sad we're looking to like next week going, what's

only going to be like 84? Oh, that's wonderful. But I get the sweaters out now. Anyway, welcome to the

show. It's called Summer. Ladies and gentlemen, get used to it. Anybody surprised? You got to be a

liberal to be surprised by this. Sorry, hot and hot. It's so hot now. It seems like it gets hot

like around this time of year July, August. I don't get it. Anyway, we've got a lot of things to

get to. Don't forget about the curse program patreon.com slash Derek Hunter podcast or Derek

Hunter.locals.com. I posted some pictures of the family at the ocean playing in the sand and

including my somebody's like, that hat's too small. I posted a picture of myself and this

got awful terrible. It's one of those hats where you just you have to look at anybody who buys it

as something's wrong with them. You know, you just look at it and you go, really? This is the

hat you're going to buy. It's a bucket hat. It's like a Gilligan hat, except it's got

marijuana leaves all over it. It's not just marijuana leaves. If I remember correctly,

they're neon marijuana leaves all over it. So it's like wildly stupid, a top of wildly stupid.

But anyway, it's not actually that my head is so gigantic. I was wearing my hat. I had a

baseball hat on underneath it. It was hot as hell that day and so I was sweaty and I wasn't going

to try on hats with and take my hat off, which my hair was all sweaty and then put hats on my

head. Especially hats I was and no intention whatsoever of buying. So I just put it on over my hat.

If you look closely enough, you can kind of see that my hats on backwards. But that's why it's not

some sort of little kids hat. Although it wouldn't surprise me if they sold little kids weed hats

there. That's just the way the world is. Anyway, you can check that out for free. You don't have to

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