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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Still reeling from Oz’s abrupt departure, Willow decides to end her day by dropping by his old room for some quality t-shirt sniffing time, but this routine is quickly cut short when she walks into his EMPTY BEDROOM and is absolutely gutted! Determined to skip past the hard part of grief, she casts a spell in an attempt to will her pain away. It seems like the spell was a dud until her off-the-cuff remarks start coming to fruition in HILARIOUS ways leading to an impaired Giles and a lovey dovey Buffy.

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0:00.0	Hey Prime members you can listen to the Re-Watcher Buffy the Vampire Slayer early and
0:06.1	add free on Amazon music Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:20.0	You're dumb, you are stupid, grunting,, clinging, furiously making out. I was like,
0:24.3	I'd like the director's cut. The demon comes out being like,
0:26.5	Daipad. Eo, J-Man. Ew, Ew, Angel. All right, what do you want to do now? Play a fucking monopoly? Like, Jesus Christ.
0:32.4	I hate woman hear me honk
0:34.6	gut me like a fish. I would shove his face into the nearest pile of poop. Oh you guys
0:39.9	are gonna pull some bucks shit. You know what my cursed trash bikini whatever. I'm like stop don't pull some bucks shit. You know what, my cursed trash bikini, whatever.
0:43.1	I'm like, stop touching bodily foods.
0:45.1	I have autonomy and I'd like to be able to use it.
0:48.2	The second you turn mortal, the government is like,
0:50.4	got you, you're on on the grid motherfucker.
0:55.5	Yeah that's the thing about the IRS.
0:57.7	They're always gonna find you.
0:59.4	They will.
0:59.7	As soon as you get that soul, they're like that girl and a wedding crashes. I'll find you. That's the IRS. Yeah that was that was a very
1:10.4	frustrating episode. Yeah I'd like to pretend like it never happened.
1:13.7	I'd like to be Buffy and just not have any idea that had happened.
1:18.0	Yeah.
1:19.0	But you know what?
1:20.0	We have to be Angel and we have to know what happened.
1:22.0	Well, you know, they. So here we are. know what happened. Well, they.
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