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All right, so is the best city?

Atlanta.

We've got one influencer, good posture, Brent, that will make you think twice about it.

I've traveled to every city in the world, and by far the best city I've ever been to is Atlanta, Georgia.

Here's what to expect when you visit.

Listen up.

In Atlanta, there's two types of chicken, religious chicken and stripper chickens. And when you arrive at Hudson International Airport, you'll be asked to declare which type of chicken you are. Religious chickens will take roads named after Martin Luther King Jr. To visit a Braves game and see Stone Mountain. There you will learn that history only counts if it's carved into a rock or conveyed in a hand gesture.

The stripper chickens will take a different path, wandering roads all called Peachtree,

in search of a train, but you won't find one easily because Atlanta hates trains.

After Sherman burned the city down in 1864, local Atlantans looked at their dismantled train

system and said, okay, and tried not to think about it again. It's good,

because Atlanta is now the number one city in America for finishing your audiobook. Let's not even

talk about things anymore. Let's talk about our $5 billion sidewalk. That really gets us excited,

and I've met so many good people here. Coca-Cola, Delta, Home Depot, CNN, these are all great

people. Not to mention Tyler Perry, who may or may not be filming any of us right now. But what really makes ATL the greatest city in the world is that at some point you'll finish your audiobook. And through the windows of the other cars, you'll see religious chickens, next to stripper chickens, behind religious chickens, an express lane that's just for chickens riding with waffles,

all inching along the same highway that's either named after a civil rights leader or a fruit.

And you'll remember that Atlanta itself was named after Governor Wilson Lumpkin's daughter's

nittle name, which wasn't even Atlanta, it was Atalanta.

And you'll be like, who would vote for a man named Lumpkin?

They let Lumpkin name this?

Lumpkin?

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