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So my lady came to me and asked me to be responsible for her most prized possession for three days straight and my anxiety immediately

started pinging because it is her dog her toy poodle named Foxy who was five years old and about

six and a half pounds. Okay. And it was just going to be her and I one on one for three days

for the first time ever.

What could possibly go wrong? Oh, Bert, that was the problem. I had so many different things going through my mind of being. I was, I didn't. At first, for some odd reason, I was like, all right, it's cool. Like, this dog sitting, three days. What could, like you said, what could go wrong? But for some reason, the moment she left, the anxiety just really start taking over me.

Is this like her, sincerely like she treats it like her own kid?

Absolutely.

Because there are dog owners and then there are, you know, like dog owners that are next level.

She's next level.

Okay.

I mean, the dog has birthday parties, clothes,

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