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Someone In Studio Wants To Know What You Would Do If You Heard THIS In Church!

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🗓️ 21 July 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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What would you do if you were sitting in church and heard THIS? Bert shares what HE chose to do!

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.3

And when you walk out of church, that's a walk of shame also.

0:07.0

In what way?

0:08.0

That's a stride of pride.

0:09.4

Is it?

0:09.9

You're better than everyone.

0:11.0

You woke up on a Sunday and you went to church.

0:13.3

But then I walked out.

0:15.0

Yeah, that's the part.

0:15.8

Before the sermon was over.

0:17.5

Oh, you left early.

0:18.7

I left early.

0:19.7

Yeah, that's a, that's a sinful walk.

0:22.3

That's a brave move. That's a walk of sin.

0:24.4

Let me see if you guys would have done the same thing. All right. I'm not exactly sure how the formats work in North Point Ministries.

0:32.7

So in Atlanta, Andy Stanley, who is just the most amazing communicator and just such an amazing pastor that I really enjoy watching him for so many different reasons.

0:45.0

Anyway, I haven't really been going to church all that much the last couple of years, and when I say all that much, none.

0:51.3

But it's very important in my girlfriend's life. She is very tied and very connected to her

0:58.7

religion and her spirituality. So, as is the case, I'm like, you know what, this is important to you.

1:06.2

I'm going to try to make it important to me also. She hasn't pressured me at all and told me right

1:09.9

from the start. Like, this is an important part of my life, but I am not going to pressure also. She hasn't pressured me at all and told me right from the start.

1:08.3

Like, this is an important part of my life, but I am not going to pressure you. You do not have to go. But, you know, I've been feeling a certain way about things lately. And I'm like, you know what? Maybe it's time for me to get back to really relying on God, you know? So I'm like, okay, I'm going to start joining you. So I did last week with her and her dad at North

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