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The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 13 October 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Superdrug offers more than just beauty trends. |
| 0:03.3 | It can be the first stop for your health too. |
| 0:05.7 | Superdrugs pharmacies offer the NHS Pharmacy First service. |
| 0:09.6 | Get fast help for things like UTIs, sore throats and sinusitis with no appointment. |
| 0:14.7 | And if suitable, prescription-only medication on the same day. |
| 0:18.2 | Learn more at superdrug.com slash pharmacy first. Subject to consultation with a superdrug |
| 0:22.8 | pharmacist available in England only. Aid restrictions may apply. This service is NHS funded. |
| 0:27.8 | Prescription charges may apply if treatment is supplied. Abby's just woken up. It's 731 and she's |
| 0:33.7 | forgotten to ring the doctor. There's no point ringing now. She needs to get to work. But she's not worried. She's got an HSBC Premier bank account with access to digital GP appointments plus two second opinions a year should she need them. Everything's Premier when your bank account is. Search HSBC Premier. HSBC UK, opening up a world of opportunity. The doctor will see you now. |
| 0:54.8 | Apply with £100,000 annual income or £100,000 savings or investments with HSBC UK or Premier Status Abroad. |
| 1:02.5 | This is The Bird Show. |
| 1:04.9 | Burtopia is my mythical land where I am king and the rules that I want go. |
| 1:11.0 | There is no vote. |
| 1:12.4 | I've told you before on Bertobia. |
| 1:14.7 | You should be able to teabone one person that blocks a intersection once a year. |
| 1:21.0 | You can do that once a year. |
| 1:22.7 | But also, there is no glitter. |
| 1:25.5 | There's no glitter in Bertopia. And I am reminded why this morning and yesterday after Pride, you can't get the stuff off of you. Yeah, no, it's the herpes of the craft world, as everybody loves to refer to it. And I was doing great. So you came up and slathered that stuff on my face yesterday. Yeah, I asked everybody, but I didn't ask you. I just did it. Who needs consent? I don't know |
| 1:45.9 | what the trick is to get it off, man. I was scrubbing and couldn't get it off. I still got some on my chest. Yeah, I still got some a little bit on my cheek and I couldn't get it off to save the life of me. Yeah, it just takes multiple showers. Boy, it does. And you gotta watch that. Yeah, really scrub that face. |
| 2:01.1 | We're going to get you a good exfoliant. |
| 2:02.5 | Yes. Is that what it is? Okay. Boy, it does. And you gotta wash that, you have really scrub that face. |
| 2:05.4 | We gotta get you a good exfoliant. Yes. Is that what it is? Okay. Well, in Bertopia, we don't gotta worry about it. There are for AIDS. There are no glitter. Hi, Katie. Who's bugging you? |
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