Someone In Studio JUST Got A Boyfriend And Wants To Share Why It SUCKS!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 21 May 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.2 | I think you'll start to realize at some point in your life that the grass is brown everywhere. |
| 0:06.4 | People that are in relationships want to be single. |
| 0:08.9 | Those that are single want to be in relationships. |
| 0:11.1 | Rebecca is here to prove my point. |
| 0:13.2 | Yeah, I have a newly minted boyfriend. |
| 0:16.2 | We've been dating for like a month and a half and it's terrible. |
| 0:21.4 | I'm sure it's so bad. |
| 0:23.7 | It's so bad. |
| 0:25.6 | And I'll remind you that it never gets any better than the first four weeks of your relationship. |
| 0:30.7 | That's a fact. |
| 0:31.4 | That is the golden era. |
| 0:32.9 | Oh, for sure. |
| 0:33.6 | We're in the honeymoon phase and yet I am so hyper self-aware of how cringe we are just how |
| 0:40.4 | embarrassing it is to actually like someone their love language is not acts of service or words |
| 0:48.1 | of affirmation she told me the other day that their love language is shrimp. Shrimp. |
| 0:54.3 | Wait, what? |
| 0:54.8 | It's sharing shrimp memes. |
| 0:56.7 | Okay, on the first date, we bonded because we both really like shrimp. |
| 1:01.3 | Uh-huh. |
| 1:01.6 | So it's like every morning, I send him a little shrimp meme so he can wake up and have a |
| 1:07.9 | brighter day. |
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