Someone In Studio Experienced A Miracle Over The Weekend!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 9 June 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Here, Bert Show. |
| 0:01.3 | It is a beautiful Monday. |
| 0:03.2 | I hate Mondays. |
| 0:04.2 | How bad? |
| 0:05.2 | How bad? |
| 0:06.2 | The follow Monday home blockade the door and burn the house down with Monday's still inside. |
| 0:09.3 | Okay, I guess that's pretty bad. |
| 0:11.2 | Yeah, it's pretty bad. |
| 0:12.2 | Can't somebody say, hey, let's be positive? |
| 0:14.2 | Let's try to be positive. |
| 0:15.4 | And here's a thought. |
| 0:16.2 | You're still alive. |
| 0:17.2 | And you're still alive. And you're still alive. Every day above ground is a good day. What about coal miners? |
| 0:21.8 | God, you're a douche. |
| 0:22.7 | Let's start the show. |
| 0:24.5 | Let's. |
| 0:25.4 | I was just saying to myself that, you know, normally on Monday mornings I'll go around the |
| 0:30.0 | room and I'll say, hey, how's everybody's weekend? |
| 0:32.1 | You know? |
| 0:32.7 | And realize that my weekend was so boring that if this was a reality TV show, the producers would |
| 0:39.0 | put me aside and go, we got to create some drama for you. Because there's nothing. There |
| 0:43.2 | was really nothing. Hollis was staying with me this weekend and he's 18 now. So there is no |
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