It's a happy day. My heart feels like an alligator.

Howie Car writes to the Boston Herald, hosts a daily radio show, one of the most famous men in New England.

It comes from the tabloid talk show stuff in Boston, and it was concocted there.

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It's Howie Car.

Welcome to the Howie Car Show, 844-4-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-42.

And, you know, it's another day in America.

There's been another senseless street crime in Minnesota.

Ilhan Omar, whom the President of the United States,

famously recently compared to a Somali pirate, was viciously attacked last night.

Some people did something?

Yes.

A guy went up to her and squeezed some what may be apple juice or vinegar.

Yep.

And to her.

How many more, Mr. Speaker?

How many more will be sprayed with apple juice

as they're making a ranting speech?

Yes, it's a terrible thing.

And we now find out, according to the Boston Globe, that the man arrested in the attack on Ilhan Omar has a criminal history and made pro-Trump posts.

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