Hey, hey, hey, hi, you'll hang out with me. You look great. Wait, hold on, you got a little, you know, right there.

No, my left, my left side, the corner of your mouth.

It's like, right?

You, you, it's fine.

You look great.

Might just be a smudge on the lens anyway.

So here's some news, actually, oh, here's some news, oh here's some news there's an election

coming up and soon and we couldn't be more excited right folks, it's gonna be great.

Everyone's getting ready.

The media, the U.S. Capitol Police, and who can forget our election officials,

getting all decked out with their skimmer hats and shiny ballot boxes and bulletproof glass and panic buttons.

Boy, everyone seems really tense this year. Did something bad happen last time? These are

doodles. Look I'm just joshing. I remember. We all remember or at least our

nervous systems do.

Four-ish years ago, the losing candidate of the United States presidential election

publicly and falsely declared that the election was rigged and stolen from him,

causing a massive riot and attempted silly coup, resulting in injuries and death and a lot of jail time.

Not for the loser-fraud candidate, mind you, he is somehow running again for president again and

that same candidate let's call him

Donald Trump would later casually admit that he totally did lose that election,

but I guess would then say he was being sarcastic because I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what that word means.

But then, in the world's least surprising twist, instead of disqualifying the candidate who

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