Cracklin Oak Brand, Blessings of Light, Introduction!

Hi, it's Cody, your news conciliary, here to advise you amongst the tricky

multifaceted news mafia disputes. Does someone need to get newswacked or can it be smoothed out by

forget about it. Who has to sleep with the newsfishes?

Man those fishes are such harlots. I can tell this is not a metaphor I'm going to be able to keep up.

So I'm going to just drop it. Like Joe Peshi and Goodfellas should have dropped it when Billy Bats kept bringing up his old Shinebox.

Remember movies?

Okay, enough foreplay.

Here's some news.

Let's say you can't just blame the mafia

for all of society's problems and you need another shadowy and

mysterious presence. Someone you can point to as the culprit behind any number of preconceived

societal ills, someone who hopefully has a palindromic last name.

So, um, Darryl Hanna?

Is it that Fish Harlet, Darryl Hanna?

Harlebut? George Soros funds the Open Society.

The Open Society gives $15 million to these groups that are protesting on behalf of Hamas.

So what is Soros's goal here?

I think just chaos.

The reason is he's had a lifelong dream of one world government, of elite,

redistributing wealth and setting up rules for the rest of us.

These hollowed out cities, this is a symptom of America's decline.

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