Some More News: Cybertruck? More Like Cyber-Sucks!

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🗓️ 2 October 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Hi. It's an episode about the Tesla Cybertruck! Here's everything you really didn't want to know about the poorly-designed, dangerous, unnecessary vehicle constructed intentionally to look like it came out of a dystopian future. Sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qUcR6Xqufwc_SP0zCgTKJ9RzLuicClIlu0HivQY8-6Y/edit?usp=sharing Check out our MERCH STORE: https://shop.somemorenews.com SUBSCRIBE to SOME MORE NEWS: https://tinyurl.com/ybfx89rh Subscribe to the Even More News and SMN audio podcasts here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/some-more-news/id1364825229 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6ebqegozpFt9hY2WJ7TDiA Follow us on social media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/SomeMoreNews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/SomeMoreNews/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SomeMoreNews/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@somemorenews

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0:00.0	Well, hello there, Dodge Ram. I'd like to ram that trunk into my mouth parts.
0:08.2	Well, I want to Chevrolet you, your genitals and so forth.
0:14.1	Yeah, I'm gonna put it in that trussie.
0:16.6	Oh, hey, it's cool, I wanted you to see.
0:19.6	That's part of it.
0:21.1	Hello, welcome to News Show. I am News Person and here is some more news from News Person.
0:26.7	Trucks.
0:27.6	Sexy, sexy trucks. Trucks are the working folks vehicle used to haul large and bulky items or for towing or for transporting people and cargo over rough terrain or or for none of those things.
0:41.6	Gentle accelerator.
0:43.8	That's full throttle.
0:46.8	Full throttle.
0:48.8	The truck is really limiting.
0:50.2	Still at full throttle.
0:52.1	Still at full throttle. You have 600 horsepower. Uh oh.
0:57.0	Yeah, it's a cyber truck episode and look I don't want to spend another episode easily dunking on the famed anti-Semite and alleged employee
1:04.5	didler Elon Musk.
1:06.5	I mean I guess I do, he sucks more and more every day.
1:09.0	I mean look at this.
1:10.7	You freak, you're a freak.
1:12.1	Look at this, you're a freak. Look at this. You freak! God!
1:15.0	Pathetic! Freake!
1:17.0	Plus, he makes it impossible to avoid him.
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