Hello America! Here's some news.

America! We love it! And here's some more news. Here in America, bigger is better.

That extends to everything from the size of our hamburgers to the distance we have to drive to get those hamburgers.

Because I don't want to walk anywhere unless I absolutely have to.

Have you walked anywhere recently? It is terrible. The point is America is incredibly spread out

compared to almost every other nation in the world. And while we could have designed a robust

train system to navigate that, we didn't. If you recall, we did an entire episode

about how America was rather insidiously designed for car ownership, from sedan to shining

sedan. Remember in Roger Rabbit how spoilers, Judge Doom is secretly conspiring with the weasels

and also with R.K. Maroon to eliminate the city's public transit

system and spoilers, which all the blue-collar workers depend on, even this good-hearted

MOOC in favor of interstates dotted with endless hamburger signs. Bob Hoskins may have thwarted

him in the movie with a steamroller and a hose full of Hulk piss. But here in reality, Judge

Doom's plan came true in America, which we love.

You pretty much can't work or thrive or survive if you don't have a car.

Cars won.

Everything that happened in Roger Rabbit is just pure fantasy.

It's an irresponsible film, irresponsibly sexy. More like Bob Hotskins.

Am I correct? Yes, I am Bob Hotskins. Anyway, cars are bad.

Maybe I'm being a little reductive there.

Cars are fine. No one's ever died because of a car, after all, impossible.

But here in America, owning a car is way more of a nightmare than it needs to be,

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