Hello everybody, welcome back to another brand new episode of the casual criminalist.

This one, the Mean Girls murder, written by Emma, read by me.

Thank you, Emma.

Thank you, of course, to Jen, who edits this show.

It's reading in the comments later, and then I totally realized I've recorded an episode

before this before, like Simon, why do you think Jen and you might not?

I've got such a small brain.

I'm sorry.

Uh, Jen is the video I just did, I mentioned that.

Let's just jump in.

I've never read this before, and that's the format of the show.

Let's go.

We all grew up with Hollywood's idea of what high school is like, not the high school

musical version, which was just plain unrealistic, but more like experiences the characters had

in easy A and Mean Girls.

One where true friends were hard to come by, and fake ones had no problem starting

rumors about you.

But even though your own high school experience might have been far different from Hollywood's

version of high school, we've all had a fake

friend or two who either abandoned us for someone else that only befriended us for what

we could offer them.

I had no problem stabbing us in the back when it suited them best.

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