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Well, it had to happen eventually.

Oligina Soshia's reign at Manchester United is over by the end.

He resembled a bee wandering around slowly on the pavement,

ready to be put out of his misery.

Not often the bee gets to film a leaving video though,

I guess, here's where the analogy ends.

What's the verdict then, a good guy who did okay in a job

he should never have got?

And will this change make any difference given what's above him?

There haven't been many successful Manchester United managers

and fewer interim to the interim, interim ones.

Like everyone else, we'll forget that what for even played

in Saturday's game, and we won't have enough time

to do justice to a great weekend of football.

The assist of Cancelo, the strike of Roderie Cante's run,

clop in our Tetis Fisticuffs, a classic between Burnley and Palace.

Yes, really.

Hotel Bound, Eddie Howell sees his side falling to the bottom,

the authentic Stephen Gerard, the insistent Antonio Conte.

What if I don't want to cheer right at this second?

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