Socialism is When No House
Head in the Office
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5.0 • 801 Ratings
🗓️ 25 August 2021
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Jeremy & Gage open up with some light coverage of Trump’s God-awful Alabama rally, then get into the news on COVID-19 booster shots, new happenings in Afghanistan, more details on what the Census means for U.S. elections, and a socialist betraying his roots by buying a house in LA. To support the show, leave a 5-star review on Apple, subscribe to our Youtube, become a patron, and check out our TikTok!
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| 0:00.0 | So this week I realize that life really does imitate art. |
| 0:17.3 | It really does. |
| 0:18.1 | And if you're wondering what I mean by that, in Trump's Alabama rally Saturday |
| 0:22.0 | night, right, he did the like crazy liberal meme from like 2016 when Trump got elected, where |
| 0:30.1 | some mom would post like, I looked at my four-year-old daughter the night that Trump got elected. |
| 0:35.0 | And she was, she was weepingeping and she looked up to me and said |
| 0:37.6 | but mama what will this do for all the poor poor minority bipot communities how will this |
| 0:45.2 | affect them systemically trump's never going to address systemic racism she's never going to address the |
| 0:50.1 | legacy of Jim Crow South wow and I just went to I to, I was brought to tears. Like a four year old |
| 0:55.9 | would say that. My four year old daughter said that. But Trump literally did the thing. |
| 1:00.3 | So he was talking about Afghanistan, right? And he said he was talking to a five year old. He said |
| 1:06.4 | he explained the situation to a five year old, which how do you do that? What did he find a five-year-old? Thanks. Who's letting a five-year-old around this guy, for one? I don't know. How do you explain Afghanistan to a five-year-old? But anyway, he did. And the five-year-old responded with, Sir, the press isn't going to like that. The press isn't going to like that. You said we should stay there. |
| 1:28.8 | And so Trump continuing to tell the story to his crowd of just rampant Magistans, he says, he asked the five-year-old. |
| 1:36.3 | He asked him, so what would you do? |
| 1:39.0 | To which the five-year-old responded in Trump's words, sir, I would leave the military there and evacuate all the civilians and equipment. |
| 1:49.7 | Colonial is five-year-old. |
| 1:51.1 | Literally. |
| 1:51.8 | And then everyone clapped. |
| 1:53.0 | Well, it's because that five-year-old was a scholar of geopolitics and also an expert on the media. |
| 1:57.8 | 100%. |
| 1:58.5 | But like, dude, I don't, I just, how do you do it? |
| 2:00.7 | Like, how do you? Why? I don't know, but speaking of scholars on geopolitics, welcome back to head in the office. That's right. I really, I really wanted to include a section on the Trump rally in Alabama, but neither gauge or I could get through. We could not get through |
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