What's poppin' everybody? Welcome back to what girl and a mother and a la happy fucking Monday. Hope you all had a wonderful weekend. Yes, ma'am.

Where were we going to start doing Monday favorites? One favorite of the week. I like the month. Let's keep the month. Let's keep the month. I agree. We didn't plan on the week. We didn't. We didn't. And I am not ready. Okay. Neither. Just not ready. I just thought about it when we started the episode. No, not yet. Sorry, guys. Welcome back. Happy Monday. I posted on Instagram this morning and I said, what are you guys into? What do you want to hear more of? What topics do you want to hear about conversations?

What do you want to hear us have? And you horny dogs. What's horny bitches, man? Which, listen, understandably so. I think our sex episodes are great. So, like, I don't blame you guys. So sex is great. Right. Right. So weird. And you know what? I'm having a little bit of a rough day. Are you having a dry spelted? No. No, dry spelted. But a very rough day. And the things are just, it's rainy. It's crappy. So many things are piling up. And we might as well talk about it.

About sex. Brighten the day. Brighten the mood. Yes. Let's giggle a little. Right. Because I definitely giggle at the first one. But yeah, we want Alyssa to leave this podcast today brighter. In a better mood. Feel more productive. Maybe go get her freak on a little bit. Oh. And then carry on the rest of the day. You know, you know, when you're having like a shitty day, but like you laugh about it. It's like one of those like psychotic days. Like you're just sitting there, like laughing.

Like what the fuck? Like of course it is happening right now. Right. Of course, that's also going to happen in this second. Because why wouldn't it? Right. So you just start laughing at shit. That's where I'm at right now. That's the point of it. I just have to laugh. Cause if you don't laugh, you're going to cry. If you don't cry, you're going to punch somebody. So yes, just laugh. I started for 10 crying. I was like, I actually need to cry.

I was like, I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm

gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry.

if you listen to us, here's my shoulder, cry,

and then force yourself to get up, get up,

get out of your bed, don't sit here soaking

because it's only gonna make you feel worse.

Cry it out, hash it out, and then move on.

Yes.

So I think she felt better after that.

Good.

Like she cried, and then I cried, and then we cried,

and then felt better.

Yeah.

Except then you get a headache from crying.

So it's like, are you can't win?

Ugh, whatever.

I know.

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