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Hey guys, welcome to the show It's You Up with Nicky Glazer, the podcast edition.

It's Friday.

I'm at a Starbucks in New York City on 23rd and 7th. By the time you hear this, I'm gone, so don't try to come find me.

Even though I used to frequent this one all the time, it's a great place to just set up shop and get some work done and watch crazy people. I mean, we've seen a lot this morning. No, thank you.

A man just came up and asked us something. What does he want? What did he want, Andrew?

He wanted to sell you a battery additional thing for your iPhone for $10.

And three value, I mean, store value is probably 40 bucks, but I don't know if it works. I mean the number is showing so maybe he just found it on the ground. He looks a lot like Dave Chappelle. He looks a lot like

Like old Chappelle before Chappelle started lifting weights

Yes, totally I don't understand what he's doing. He's lingering by our table right right now he's bothering the man next to us no we don't want that sir he's wearing a beautiful sports coat though I mean it

is really an impressive coat now he's on his way. Okay, good. Yes. I respect his aggressiveness. I would never try to say I mean that guy could that guy should be working on Wall Street

you know what I mean like the difference between that guy and a guy on Wall Street is

this education I really do think that that guy would be a great salesman if he had the education.

No, he wasn't a good salesman.

That was like he just came up and showed us this thing

that we didn't even know what it was and said $10.

Like there was no, there are some, you know, guys on the train that are asking for money that are great salesman and I do get the money and people always say and you know there's women on the street with signs like you know with holding their baby breastfeeding and like I hear that they make

hundreds of dollars a day doing that and it's like good I'm not willing to do

that's still a job of sorts you You gotta wake up every morning, you have to put your clothes on, you have to put dirt on your face, you have to steal a baby,

you have to get milk in your tit somehow.

How do you do that? You have to go to get us, you have to find cardboard

somewhere, find a sharpie because that really is the best cardboard writing utensil.

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