Hey, hey, hey, short rounds,

and Benson Burners.

My name is Doug, and I love minis.

This is Douglas Minis.

The show that lives in the shadows of another show,

Doug Loves Movies, coming to you from a hotel room

in San Francisco, California on Friday, August 25th, 2017. My fly is down. I just noticed

and I just fixed it. So stop looking at my crotch. Doug plugs, tomorrow, it's finally happening.

Those of you that can't make it can finally also stop hearing about it.

Fifty shades darker interruption at the Castro Theater.

It's an SF Sketchfest production.

We did 50 Shades of Grey last January, and it was a smash success.

People loved it.

And then we were like, let's do the sequel in August.

And then, like I've been saying, ticket sales have been weak. And now I'm hearing there's going to be protests in the city tomorrow. White

nationalists are marching, and then there's going to be probably way more people protesting them,

which I'm all for, and I'm proud of you,

if you want to go do that, instead of coming to see 50 Shades Darker, with me and four pretty great guests.

I got to say, I got good guests.

I like to keep them a secret, but here's some clues. Do you like

the show you're the worst on FXX? Do you like, hey, quit honking. I'm trying to podcast over here.

Do you like Douglas movies? Do you like the kids in the hall? Do you like Shooter or Invincible?

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