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Today in lieu of a fan episode, we're going to address something very special. A couple months ago,

we did an episode with our talent coordinator, Maddie Ogden, about the snack basket that she leaves for guests when they come in.

And you took some real issues.

I did.

Yeah.

And I pointed out some flaws, which I think was important because I'm going to say this.

Guests were not taking the baskets.

They weren't even taking much of the food from the baskets.

And I noticed that it was a lot of green chips made of kale.

Yeah, super healthy stuff.

And...

Mushroom jerky was one of the contentious things in there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We had rats here at Larchmont who were starving to death and they didn't touch those snacks. I opened the

snacks and put them out for the rats and they left a note that said, fuck you. In beautiful calligraphy.

In the second episode, I believe, where Maddie kind of gave you her new snacks for approval.

Blay, maybe you can weigh in on this. The subject and idea and concept of something called a meat flute came up. Well, originally, so Conan, to your point, you had complained that there wasn't enough protein in the snack basket. Yeah. Yeah. You work out a lot and you wanted to get, thank you for noticing. Wanted to get some protein? And then we thought, oh, but also we work at a whimsical, funny place. And then we said, well, it might be fun if we give the guest something, not only protein, but something they could take home and use, like a meat flute. And so fans took this suggestion, they loved it, and they ran with this meat flute idea.

Big hit with the fans.

Good.

One other thing to add is that we decided it would make more sense for us to have our own

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