Smuggler’s Baby Blues: The Fake Baron and 100,000 Glass Eyeballs
Ridiculous Crime
iHeartPodcasts
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 June 2022
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
For years, an erstwhile Baron smuggled glass eyes into Hoboken, until he was busted by customs. He later petitioned to officially change his name to reflect his status as the illegitimate son of a Viscount. When he told the romantic and rather dubious tale of his parentage in court? Not a dry eye in the house.
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