Hey there news beetles, it's me, the largest news beetle, the firmest news beetle, here

to give you some more of the news, and here's some more of the news.

You ever notice that like, movies are pretty bad now?

I don't mean that in the way where I'm old and scared, not in this video at least, but

rather that with few exceptions, this past summer saw an amazing amount of box office failures,

and while I know this is subjective, it wasn't just bad movies flopping.

Even movies with built-in fanbases that are of at least the same quality of their previous

films did poorly.

Movies that I would argue weren't pretty bad, but rather pretty good.

But also, the movies that were bad also did poorly.

One would assume that the Indiana Jones would move the needle no matter how old and slow

and scared of bugs for some reason he was.

And yet, it did not.

Superhero movies fell right on their dicks.

Many supposedly lost a butt-tun on their Marvel and Star Wars properties as well as that little

mermaid remake.

And what's interesting there is that those are all things that used to be free money

for them.

No matter how good or how bad and they were often bad, a live-action Disney remake was

a guaranteed hit just a few years ago.

Heck, we watched endless Jurassic World sequels despite, and this is objectively true, every

one of those movies being terrible.

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