SMN: They Literally Don't Make Things Like They Used To
Some More News
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4.7 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2023
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Everyone, shush up! |
| 0:04.0 | Shhh! |
| 0:05.0 | We're doing the news now. |
| 0:06.5 | Yes, you in the back, shush as well. |
| 0:08.0 | Thank you, okay. |
| 0:09.0 | Breaking news! |
| 0:10.0 | Breaking news! |
| 0:11.0 | Here's some more of it. |
| 0:12.0 | It's... |
| 0:15.0 | Planned obsolescence is a thing. |
| 0:18.0 | That's... |
| 0:19.0 | That's the news. |
| 0:20.0 | Look, I'm sorry I was so short with you earlier. |
| 0:22.0 | But have you noticed that more of your clothes are getting worn out and getting holes in them more quickly? |
| 0:28.0 | Or do you ever run out of ink in your printer and see the price of a fresh ink cartridge is around the same cost of a new printer? |
| 0:35.0 | Do you ever wonder why your refrigerator died after 10 years of freezing halotop ice cream? |
| 0:40.0 | But your hot grandma's 1930s-ass fridge still keeps Doc Fudgem's cocoa-wipple-dick iced milk cold. |
| 0:46.0 | That's... |
| 0:47.0 | Planned obsolescence. |
| 0:48.0 | And I know that sounds very low stakes, but please rest assured that the episode won't just be me griping about how they don't make stuff like they used to. |
| 0:57.0 | That said, they don't make stuff like they used to. |
| 1:01.0 | And there's a larger implication to that. |
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