They can make the point!

I might die for a desire.

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5 Years Later

Hello everyone! Here is some of the news for you. As you know, it has been 5 years.

We said Thanos wiped out half of all the living things in the universe, including our previous host,

in order to more equally elot resources and save the environment and life, I guess, in his mind.

Now, unfortunately, he did this completely at random and without accounting for the various species and complex ecosystems on the earth.

Sadly, we did have to say goodbye to the giant panda, who by staggering odds were completely eliminated in the snap.

Also, weirdly, the entire country of Spain? I guess? Anyway, it was all very sad and confusing at first.

A lot of people were quite angry and couldn't figure out why Thanos simply didn't use his infinity gauntlet to better share and allocate resources

or perhaps just change the universe's energy and manufacturing industries in a way that eliminates pollution or turn rocks into food.

Or the list of suggestions from survivors of the snap grows every day. They're very creative in this.

And yet, according to the journals found on his retirement farmhouse planet, he never once considered any of that as an option.

But we're rather brainstormed other much, much worse ideas, like forcing all societies to move their industry into space, which is pretty silly stuff.

But, you know, I guess that's just the kind of unimaginative thinking you get when you're a sadistic titan, you know, seems like he was just court in death.

So in in related news, moving on, skip out ahead, Tony Stark recently disclosed that before getting vanished, the then unknown hero, Dr. Strange explained that he had looked forward in time to discover 14,605 possible outcomes of the Avengers battling with Thanos, having seen only one in which the human race and, you know, half of the life on the universe comes out on top.

And that's pretty neat, you know, look ahead, but I was thinking if he could see into the future, then maybe he could also warn people about specific traps or problems that they would encounter, you know, like if they almost got a hold of Thanos's gauntlet, you know, and that I don't know one of their team members suddenly freaked out and blew it at the last second and got the yips and so on.

He could warn them to not do that, right? He could probably warn them to not do that. Why doesn't he do that more? Can he see into the future all the time? It seems like a really powerful tool, but hey, hey, I'm just brainstorming here, who am I to question this wizard that we only learned just existed?

I'm sure they did everything they could just, you know, to help. Okay, okay, cut cut. What's that? Excuse me? I'm going to stop you right there, Alex. This is just a fucking hot mess. You are bad. A real dogs fart of a host, man.

I'm trying my best, you know, how many times do I have to tell you you have got to be matter like more intense about this, you know, you're angry about the news. That's like the whole show, man.

But this is as mad as I get. Well, your mad isn't mad enough. It already sucks that you refuse to get a backdrop or grow your beard. I mean, man, why do you insist on fucking me at every turn here? I mean, at least clear off the wall. Well, the fuck is that some more coats?

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