FAKE TIPING FAKE TIPING AND BOOTING UP!

Or high, I didn't see you there even though we took the time to light this and set up a

camera. You might be wondering what I'm up to.

Well you see, here's some news.

Lately, I've been thinking about how here on Cody's Shoddy, we often present a lot

of...

Ah, let's call them problems with America. Little oopsie goofs. Have you noticed how

we do that? Well anyway, so I says to myself, I says...

I says to myself, I says... I says to myself, I says...

Cody, maybe you could do a video about solutions to some of these problems. Like really obvious

simple ideas that if you were say a tech bro billionaire trying to simply move pollution

into space or something similarly quite silly, well we could find you more productive things

to do with all that money. You know, like how when we talked about the post office, we

pointed out how easy and beneficial it would be to turn them into banks, saving the USPS

and also giving communities a way to avoid predatory check caching and loan practices.

25% of US households are underbanked or unbanked, so it makes sense to do this because post offices

are everywhere. Also, we used to do it for decades and it seems like a good idea to find

more examples of that kind of thing and do like a whole series about it. But then I got

sleepy and went to bed. When I woke up, I realized I would have to come up with these solutions

and that was hard, so instead of all that stupid thinking, I made a this. It's my very

own artificial news robot that I'm calling code E. You get it? Like a sexy Pixar robot?

That's sexier and in this case it stands for computer output.

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